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Voice? But Snoopy doesn’t talk!

God I eagerly await March 19th, so everyone can shut the fuck up about this goddamned thing.

I can’t wait for all the Release the Snyder Cut people to go “What the fuck is this garbage?”

*TNG has entered the chat*

It baffles me that how someone can watch Justice League and go “You know what would make this movie perfect? Two more hours of runtime!”

Dont be stupid. You’re asking why Daleks aren’t showing up in Star Trek.

Hugh Janus’ lawyers would like a word with you.

And that’s why I never ever bother with voice chat in any game. Ever.

Jesus Christ! Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?!?

Why do I see the same trajectory for Justice League as RTD and crew did for Torchwood. “Wait? We can make Doctor Who but with boobies and swearing?!? YES, PLEASE!” and went absolutely bananas proving so very, very hard that they were ‘adult’*.

*Adult as defined by the world view of a 15 year old.

I didn’t know that Jared Leto had been hired again? And does he know that he’s taking a dump on camera, right?

I’m a reasonably recent addition to the Yakuza fanbase - my gateway drug was Fist of the North Star. Since then, I’ve picked up 0-7 and have been treated to quite an up-and-down ride of mechanics as I’ve been working through the series. But - I’ve been enjoying myself regardless.

I think fans of the new trilogy will be pleased to hear that Babu Frik is making an appearance as a playable character.

Jerry with his tinfoil and cardboard Cyberman helmet wandering the con?

Wait - Lawnmower Boy isnt photoshopped? My life has been a lie.

If we’re being fair, Conan’s original sword folded like a house of cards when it first hit the Atlantian Steel. . . .

Oh getting shanked by his own cabinet would be a sweet, delicious cherry on top of a big fat loser sundae.

Oh god yes. He must be losing his goddamned mind right now.

The problem with Heaven Sent - and this opinion might change on my current Capaldi re-watch - is that it throws away the Finding Gallifrey plot almost offhandedly. All these years, building up to its return . . . . and it kind of fell flat with a thud.

Chibnall just dumped three companions into the mix with an unfocused Doctor, and never bothered to think through how any of it was going to work.