Yo, Borderline here. Got HEAPS better after my diagnosis and Dialectical Behavioral Therapy. Marsha Linehan is my Oprah.

I'm a Canadian living in the UK and I hear you. There was a huge learning curve for me when it came to class-related things. There are just certain things that you're supposed to know. Like how not to act "above your station" in working-class homes, and not to talk about class at all in middle-class homes, etc. I'm…

May I also come to your party?

What a strange, contextless bunch of words. It's been said before but clearly needs repeating again for you: uttering threats is not only wrong, it's illegal. Repeating "It's just a consequence of being on the internet/blahblahblah" is a transparent attempt at normalizing abnormal and cruel behaviour. I get that if…

Please god let there be some love for the nightmare that is Plus+Tall...

Ya, gotta love the 100% lack of accountability when it comes to male feminists/allies around these parts. Aren't there a few other apologies that should be forthcoming?

Killer moves, I bow before him.

I NEED TO KNOW WHO TANNER IS!

MISANDRY!!@@@!111ononeone!!!!

My nickname for my Methods in Lit History Class was "Cheese Plate" because I'd cheese+fruit was my lunchtime jam for 5 months straight. I found this out after the fact. Also, people were SUPER nervous about the paring knife I brought in to carve the fruit up with. SORRY TO ANYONE WHO WAS IN THAT CLASS WITH ME.

My precise thoughts. Anyone who refers to themselves as "daddy" or "mommy"needs a sit down and an intervention. "I love you, but here are the ways that you being a total creepy asshole have hurt me..."

...I was talking about the moron part. I'm guessing you get called a hypocrite a lot if that's the really offensive one. P.S. You sound like this:

Let's start spitballing some practical solutions for the growing nap dearth:

Dude, don't have a temper tantrum. Name calling and whining isn't really a very convincing argument. And comparing the pop of Steubenville to rape victims is gross and innapropriate at best. Also, this is what you sound like:

Where did this come from? Where did this magic spring from?

He's your PATRONUS. Your patronus.

Why the hell are you guys writing about women like this...wtf.

In my imagination the cat is just trying to watch a Lifetime TV movie and get over surgery.

Am I incorrect in assuming this was satire? Or am I misunderstanding the discussions on the board?