I'm sorry, you're from that shithole or one just like it, aren't you?

Cassidy: they may have ruined this moment, but trust that you are gonna have a long life full of amazing celebrations of your beauty and strength. You're so beautiful and intelligent! You're making the world better by being in it!

I tend to agree with you. He reuses a lot of the same tropes throughout his work, he's an amazing storyteller but his prose isn't the best, and he's been guilty of ignoring his own good advice. Like in "Dance Macabre" when he talks about not showing ALL of the monster, letting imagination fill in the gaps? For me he…

Sorry, sweetie. I meant rapists, rape apologists and their enablers. This sounds like the worst town EVER and I'm pretty sure I've read several times over this board that it was shit before the bloggers got to it. Guess what? If they had not covered this up or tried to cover it up and actually held these people…

...I caught that, dumb dumb. I have zero shits for rapists who were supposedly victimized by bloggers. I am all out of shits. They barely got a sentence (some of the participants &/or bystanders didn't get punished at all) this feels like justice, as does the judgement of the public on Steubenville. Cry more tears,…

I'm sorry, she reported that Steubenville feels victimized by the rape and has taken no responsibility for it in a very neutral and non-judgemental manner. Which kinda makes it feel like a piece about how Steubenville has been victimized by the rape.

Cool story, bro. Maybe you should work on your reading comprehension?

I'm just gonna skip straight to ignorant and thoughtless.

Absolutely. We totally missed how she portrayed Steubenville as the real victim of the rape.

Ya, I'm really glad she exposed your town as a bunch of rape apologists. I'm super glad that wherever you are, you've still maintained your small town ways.

Baker: What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you gunning for a job with the Steubenville football team? A LOT of people agree that y'all are out of touch, racist, ignorant of minority issues in feminism and yet you've boldly chosen to add "rape apologist" to the list of reasons why it's embarrassing to admit that you…

You know what else prevents kids from thinking about their dreams instead of how they feel about their bodies? All the fucking fat shaming. Like the kind that was pelted on Jonah Hill. He took it like a champ, but Franco came over to him immediately after and didn't stop apologizing and thanking him for being such a…

I thought we were past the age of believing in the infallibility of science and medicine. My lit-crit theory class specifically pointed to the growing distrust in scientific progress as the division between Modernity and PoMo. DID ENGL 399 LIE TO ME? Death before diets, radical body acceptance or dishonour.

Yo, again, massive fail to talk about who CAN'T have the skills to be pretty and sexy (according to our culture.)

You wanna see creepy? Check out Michael Cera:

This is not anger! This is how goats play. Charlotte is totally becoming bffs with her new symmetrical friend. Hopefully mama and papa put some kind of plastic adhesive tape over it in case her new friendship ends up shattered all over the kitchen floor...

Why wasn't I invited to the gravy convention? Who do I gotta feed a tub of lard flavoured fat giblets to to get my invite?

When that girl punched that anal shunt, I felt like she was punching him for all of us. It felt really good and really important.

The French have this fantasy that Quebec lives in a linguistic vacuum and the language hasn't changed since Les Filles du Rois and the Coureur de Bois were traipsing around. It's all very romantic to them and completely ignores the province as is. Some people argue that Québec French is more difficult to understand…

"STOP SHITTING. YOU'RE THE ROYAL FUCKING BABY. STOP IT. IT ISN'T PROPER."