Suddenly you have to be little miss everything we need at once or else it’s fuck you, what have you ever done to help anyone besides yourself

Juxtaposed against the harsh storyline (or absense of storyline) between these two characters in the game, this was so gentle and kind. What a welcome surprise to get tenderness and music when you were expecting nothing.

Are all canned drinks in the USA alcoholic or something? Everyone is like “oooh he’s just partying with a friend they were drinking and laughing.”

Serious Q: you love documentaries? This wasn’t a documentary, but if you love documentaries I think u might be the 1 4 me

They at least need to read *something* that improves their media literacy. The vibe that this dude had a gun to his head—HAD to make this film—is totally wild. But then again, I’ve hated this dude’s work since thin white women bore the brunt of his artistic vision, so

You’re right. So much PDA isn’t very kind to people who are alone.

Gosh, I bet you’re just as handsome as you are charming.

Thank you for being generous and sharing your really interesting take on size and identity (especially in the cesspool that is any Jez comment section). Hope you’re doing well!

<3 Thanks again. I live in such a bubble it's great to hear voice of a rando self-appointed expert off the street.

I take that to mean you’ve already found your special Mx/Ms/Mr BuriedIsACuntFaceShit?

Siri? Could you please Google “how to win the heart of some rando hate-posting on Jezebel”?

Absolutely enchanting, you don’t even have to speak.

Stop flirting, I’m not single.

Thanks @ the comment section for reminding me how much people believe it’s okay to hate fat people <3

Tough but fair.

I know the past few years have been rough on this site, but surely things aren’t so bad that they’re just copy-pasting media releases without additional facts or contextualizing commentary?

Quote the relavent passages or GTFO. It’s wild to ask a stranger to read a novella in order to glean your point.

Wild to think it’s reasonable to send a stranger an 20K plus New Yorker piece and a) expect me to read it b) act like that’s proof of over half a dozen women being liars.

You can’t lop off a part of a person’s identity like cutting off the strawberry ice cream in a neopolitan.

Didn’t like, 8-10 women come forward and say he’d groped them during photo ops, etc?