"These woods over here?"

"you have to work like 10 straight nights..you're always dropping your hard earned cash on lozenges for your sore throat, and you rarely get a chance to really show some talent"

Rapist beats Papists

Thank you for your brilliant analysis and wonderful contribution to the discussion.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

The NFL and its teams continue to be fantastic at getting things right on the third or fourth try.

It pisses me off that I am buried in the greys while someone who can't spell reiterate ... even with a spell check.. is not. Thanks rape gif posters.

Oh man, why did you cut the clip? I wanted to hear the story about the James Madison game.

Ha, yeah, they sure as hell demonstrated the burden of the Affordable Care Act by moving to the country with fully socialized healthcare. Good economic analysis there, Brewha.

What a fucking piece of shit. I wish I could put some kind of witty spin on it, but honestly, fuck this guy.

(1) That's Tony Stewart

Wouldn't it be dried grapes? A dried raisin seems really dry.

"So I was just forced to watch this morning's First Take..."

Why do they always say "it has been brought to my attention" like they had no idea what they were doing? It's like being on trial and saying "it has been brought to my attention that I murdered a marching band" even though you have a necklace of ears and spit valves.

Didn't realize until right now how much I want to fuck a jar of mayonnaise.

Especially since she's sitting right in front of this guy

she's the hottest lady Red since Rosa Luxemburg

Man, I was just reminiscing earlier about my dog I had basically from when I was 9 years old, and he was 6 months old, til he died 10 years later. I started to tell my buddy at work about him and how he was the best ever and how it still hurts he died when I was away from home for a few months. He got loose out of our…