I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

The futility of projecting National Team rosters: this was England's 'Team of the Future", circa 2007:

Now I have to root for Costa Rica? After they whined about the snow game they wanted to keep playing?

Yeah, but...

This brings me so much joy because the level of smugness the English can generate could power half of California.

So many questions about this Shrek doll right now

It's as unfair as playing basketball against a kid in a wheelchair? What the hell? That's the stupidest analogy I've ever heard. Kids playing basketball in wheelchairs never have to worry about leg cramps.

Hey gang, let's play Make Your Own Unfunny Sexual Innuendo Headline!

If you don't have 1310 the Ticket (Dallas) on, then your radio program sucks.

Neither of them have the benefit of Selanne's skill. That's probably why they behave the way they do.

Lucic, Marchand and the rest of the bruins should take notes on how to act. Very classy by both teams and fierce rivals.

This is satire, right? You're not being serious?

Because it's related to Boston Strong. Our guys take some pride in what's happened in Boston Strong

Pretty much begins and ends with this.

That's any hockey game where you get 51 pucks on net though. The Bruins definitely have SGS (Sour Grape Syndrome), they are a team of jerks and thugs with bad attitudes.

This photo might be scarier than the one at the top.

Can we talk about how Milan Lucic is the biggest shitbag in sports?

A friend of mine was born without his right hand. He has a small "nub" instead. When he was young, he used a prosthetic hand that he didn't like very much. We were on a soccer team for 6 and 7 year olds, and during one game he was using his prosthetic hand (and had had it on all day) when it became uncomfortable. So…