Jim Cooke, you genius. That illustration is the shit and you deserve more than you are being paid, whatever that amount is.

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable

I think we found the murder weapon.

He died doing what he loved...

And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

how did you manage to write such a brilliant, scathing point, but totally forget to mention man-baby John Terry, the two faced tree stump.

I am because I don’t talk about golf when at parties

I'm from Tennessee, and I'm genuinely worried about which and how many letters appear to the left of this shot.

“Oh, so you also like piña coladas.”

BBWAA sounds like a really fun porn fetish.

Similar? What the fuck are you talking about?

The play where Escobar threw the dick off the ball included Escobar bending over from a more or less stationary position and throw the ball hard to first base. It was strong throw, but more luck than skill since the ball pretty much rolled right to him (albeit in an odd…

Dude, you don’t just have issues, you got subscriptions.

good thing you’re here to defend woman beaters, they need your help now more than ever

Colom-bro.

My vote is for someone to adopt the Miniature Schnauzer as a mascot. I already did the hard part for them and made a sweet logo that I’m using as my profile picture.

They’re super loyal, super nice, and will attack anything to protect you regardless of how much bigger and meaner it is. Also, LOOK AT HOW GOOD LOOKING…

My Jack Russell, Silas, believes that Bulldogs are boring.

I hate how good of a goal keeper Hope Solo, especially since I don’t think she should be playing at the moment. So many beautiful goals, though, and so many fantastic saves.

She may not have liked golf, but she had to admire how his career went downhill.

“Are you worried about your son fitting in with this team?”