White men can’t understand!

No gun at all. The difference is, I didn’t complain about reading your post about soccer and ariolas [sic]. I also did not complain about responding to you. In fact, I enjoyed it.

Well, you have to hand it to Colombia.

I truly feel sorry for Fratzilla. It must be terrifying having a gun to his head, being forced to read all these soccer posts. Someone call the cops and get this guy some help!

I love posts about puppy dogs. I am starring responses like a pill popper pops pills.

My Jack Russell Púca agrees! Personally, as a Jack owner, I have found the old chestnut that Jack Russells are irritating crackhead dogs 100% of the time to be total bullshit. I’d put the percentage closer to 78%.

Seriously though, Púca has short periods of high energy followed by extended periods of lap time on the…

I think it’s a fine photo but it’s more about the onlookers...

I would just like to go on record by saying that I would like to go steady with Sydney Leroux. I figure this would finally make me popular...and less horny for Sydney Leroux.

You know who else he’s not? HITLER!

They’ve literally too many times literally. Mr. Kotterrr!

You’re right. That was insensitive of me. Let me rephrase. Thank you for your service that allows protesters (albeit this one is pretty lame) to do something you put little value in.

Chess. Match. Blech.

<parrot>Bwaaaak! Thank you for your service!</parrot>

Smack that Bent up!

I have no idea what that means...sorry.

And that worked out well too, eh?

I do not understand the squeamishness about the use of gas. I am strongly in favour of using poisonous gas against uncivilised tribes.

BLARG!!!

This is devolving into a cats v. dogs argument. Not constructive. Why not just agree that Let's Active blaring from your boombox in your dorm on a nice spring day is perfection.

I should have said "was."

<sobs>

Oahooey.