If you had the power (and choice), which finger would you piss out of? I feel like the ring finger would be a bad idea for numerous reasons, but the other four appendages present intriguing options.

And musicians. It's also UNT not NTU.

OK, I shed a tear.

Filed to: IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY JUST COME THE FUCK OUT AND SAY IT

This looks like the Columbus team is based in Crew, SC.

I don't see any big boobs there.

I think reideration is what created Antman.

African judge...because African.

18. Geoduck

"...which held the ball itself..."

I think Floyd read too much into the NFL's actions.

"We rented cars, found jacuzzis and a nice waitress..."

Was this a relationship or a scavenger hunt?

GOD'S WILL GODDAMMIT!

Whoosh?

Yeah, but how do you pronounce "Mxyzptlk???"

Because it was a tragedy that caused an international outpouring of shock and grief. However, more people will die in Qatar so they can play soccer for a month and few people seem to care. Oh, also it's not happening in the U.S. so there's that.

No Newcastle makes this list very overrated.

I hate people who necropost. But holy mother of God. I have watched this little nugget eleventybillion times and it still makes me laugh.

I love Gapper! He was always fatter than me!

+evenly distributed