I can't get over the fact that Mr. Red got a sex change.

Women walkers, amirite?

Contemplating a new job in Ottawa.

When I read the headline I pictured an old woman sitting in front of one of these.

In other awesome news, Bob Costas had to pee.

The most unexpectedly beautiful moment from a punk band is the last 1:30 of this song. God, I love Wire.

...it's my favorite Wire song.

Blarg blarg blarggaflarg squeerty herty hart glart! Oh, wait a minute. Truth? Uh oh. Words. Blarg blarg blarggaflarg squeerty herty hart glart!

I would appreciate it very much if this man would just die already. Thanks! Also, I'm sorry Tim Hortons hockey snow.

Personally, I would suggest having Deadspin's legal team review his claim that Tom is a reporter.

I'm going to bookmark this so next month I can post that they moved the goal posts to end line in 1974.

Canadian women's hockey team: OK girls, let's go paint this town pink!

A fucking th grade hockey team would've beat both of these shit teams.

If by "people" you mean me, then yes.

My Jack Russell concurs...by crawling under the blanket and curling up at my feet.

They're such hyper dogs.

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I loved this so much. Also, I miss Roger Doucet.