"The BBWAA Board of Directors has decided to remove Bill Conlin's membership for one year for dying and thus becoming an entity that has not earned voting status. The punishment is allowed under the organization's constitution.

I think it's Latin for "Hey! Look at me!"

There is no best version of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." That song has ruined every Christmas radio experience I have ever had. Oh, and fuck "Feliz Navidad" too.

Van Lingle Mungo.

Exactly!

What's Fuck German?

As a Leeds United supporter this makes me want to punch things.

I lived at Post Addison Circle just outside Dallas for a few years and this made me laugh. And shiver.

Toot!

Yes. Yes you did. And by "you" I mean "I."

Wonder Woman, a thousand times Wonder Woman. Or maybe it was two-thousand times, my memory is faulty. Lynda Carter was my first imaginary girlfriend.

#thencamethelastdaysofmayD12

"Probably Not Indian"