I got married 10 years ago. I actually had two wedding dresses because we had our wedding in two stages, eight weeks apart. Part 1: We more or less eloped and got married on top of a snow covered mountain on the Continental Divide. I wanted to do the whole full-on bride thing, but didn't want to spend a fortune on a…
So much this. You know, as a bride, you just can't win. If you elope or marry at the courthouse, you catch shit for excluding your loved ones. If you throw a wedding, you catch shit for not being able to defy physics and locate it in all the states your relatives already live at the same time. If you have a small…
It's totally socially acceptable to decline a wedding invitation, especially if you have to travel to the wedding. If you really care about being at this person's wedding, the cost of going to it won't bother you too much. If you're complaining about the burden of going to someone's party, then don't go. You obviously…
So, here's the thing- an invite is just that, an invitation to attend. It's not a mandate and there's a reason why there's a "no" box on the RSVP. I had plenty of people decline for our wedding because it was too expensive to get there, or their budget was allocated to travel for a holiday a few weeks later. I have…
I can feel some sympathy for her for wanting to wear pants, but she went with jeans. Red or not, male or female, you don't wear jeans to prom! A line must be drawn. Again, to clarify: pants are okay, jeans are not.
Maybe she should have gone with a real tuxedo. There is fighting the status quo and then there is just being dressed inappropriately.
Much of last night's Game of Thrones was about taking things that don't belong to you in the most violent, brutal…
Which is ironic, considering the dude's get-up...
People not dressing up for FUNERALS drives me ape. I used to drive past a funeral home every day between work and home, and the sight of someone dressed up at all for a service was rare, and even then I'd guess they were immediate family or pallbearers, etc. People were obviously attending memorial services in shorts,…
Matthew 6:28:
If this didn't sound so murdery, I would do it strictly to eat my way out of a bathtub full of ramen.
This "man" definitely does not have a hidden camera in that bathroom.
I'm so tired of people seeing makeup as some kind of moral failure, because if you need makeup, that must mean you aren't pretty enough to get away with going makeup free. We're faced with these terrible beauty ideals, and yet when people try to fulfill them, they're somehow seen as doing something wrong. None of…
Naturally beautiful women can "get away" with wearing no makeup. The rest of us aren't considered "trendy" for going bare-faced; we're just slobs who don't "take care of ourselves."
*Patiently waits for the 50-11 comments from people who don't wear makeup and have delusional feelings of superiority*
In related news, this is how Frozen should have ended:
Since it seems nobody is going to say this, DO NOT MASTURBATE WITH A MIGRAINE. You will make it 100x worse. I've tried it and it feels like a freakin' freight train in your head, and the closer you are to getting off, the WORSE it is. You have been warned.
Did not have an orgasm until I was twenty-one, here. Also didn't masturbate much (clearly). Not because I thought it was wrong or dirty, but just because . . . well, I'd tried fooling around down there a little, and it was just kind of nice, but ultimately boring. My first orgasm (which I did give myself, by…
