You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

My parents 'surprised' me for my 16th Birthday by inviting all of their friends to a party (they were kind enough to include two suitors, that they had picked for me). After supper, they stood me up in front of everyone, told them that I had pledged my virginity to God, and gave me an engagement ring. Yes. This…

Jewish lesbian penguins?

I imagine an older woman, in a power suit, drinking gin at 11 am and saying "What we NEED is a gotdamn Lizzie Borden movie! What is that little Wednesday Addams up to these days? I need ice...."

Only in New York...even our rats are ambitious!

my wife wears the pants. i do the housework...with no pants on.

I call shenanigans. Neither of these women look a thing like me!

and I'm sure he thinks he's a good person. They always say that. "I want everyone to know I'm a good person." No. You're not. You are the definition of a bad person.

Plus... Wonder Woman's first, loooooooooooong overdue, appearance on the big screen is as a love interest? Fuck no!

Dog+cat owners usually allow cats to scratch and bite dogs, because it's "cute", but if a dog even snaps back at a cat they get yelled at.

This is not cute or funny. Cats often tease and hurt dogs when their owners are not looking; I would never leave a cat and dog together if I loved the dog.

Also 16 Going on 17 was still patronizing (and also probably a true-ish reflection of a young aristocrat woman's life, sadly) BUT the original version is WAY sexier. Peachy nude-ish dress...rain...military uniform...hawt.

I love the original "16 going on 17" because it seems so sarcastic. She's clearly the initiator in the relationship, and she's trying to lead him on.

I just couldn't get past the scenes of Vampire Bill trying to glamour the nanny. Also, who was the genius that cast an actor who can't sing and a singer who can't act?

Actual conversation between me and my grandmother last night…

I'm going to a surprise engagement party this weekend for a friend whose boyfriend is proposing after 4 months of dating. If a guy I was dating did that to me at that point I would nope the fuck out so hard.

How about the fact that a person's health, actual or perceived (and no, statistical analysis does not make you an individual fat person's doctor), has zero bearing on whether or not it's okay to be a dick to them?

I love the accusing looks the fox randomly gives the camera... Like, EXCUSE ME THIS IS SRS BSN.