Meh, whatever.

Just when I was about to give up all hope of humanity... right in time, Jez. Thanks.

You vote for the party that agrees with how you say you feel socially, ie, lgbt rights, religious equality, etc., and the party that is attempting to provide healthcare for everyone. There is no "steal from the rich, give to the poor" scenario happening here. There is also not yet a "broken government program" where…

Yep, and choosing Palin as the VP nominee in 2008 totally won over all the females just like it was intended. Obviously... it's the only reason McCain is president.

Cooking in general has always been really weird when it comes to gender roles. In the home, cooking is traditionally the wife's job, and gender roles have been built up around the fact that since cooking is a way of nurturing, women are naturally better at it. Yet almost all top cooking jobs are considered men's…

It's funny, I never perceived the entertainment bosses you mention - Joan, Miranda Priestly - as bad bosses because they are women. Or even bad bosses. They aren't easy or particularly nice people, but they aren't like, say, Sigourney Weaver in Working Girl - she was a conniving, entitled, thieving cheat.

The purchase of this milkshake will be used as evidence at your "Defending Your Life" trial after you die, so think carefully.

Does anyone else have really conflicted feelings on service dogs in training? Because on one hand it's like "DAWWWW little helper dog!" but on the other hand it's like "I want to pet you sooooo bad but your widdle vest says I can't!"

and 9 out of 10 women are just really good liars

So what you're saying here is... I might be able to afford to see my shrink more than once every three months? I might be able to actually AFFORD all the various medications she puts me on? I might be able to feel... BETTER? What witchcraft is this?

This post made my balls hurt... and they don't even exist o_O

I would have had so much more respect for her if she'd just adopted the nickname "The Beast" and, ahem, ran with it.

I still can't really wrap my head around the fact that men aren't expected to be able to control themselves around a skirt and yet it's women who shouldn't be trusted with nuclear codes because of periods.

I honestly do. not. get. the concept of allowing employers to dictate employees medical coverage. Does this also mean that Jehovah Witnesses business owners can prevent their company's insurance for paying for blood transfusions? Can Jewish business owners prevent their company's insurance from paying for heart valve…

Wait, this doctor equates the fear of being isolated from your friend, forced into a room and licked by almost naked strangers with being "very uptight about sex and sexuality"? This sounds like a woman who considers the Stanford Prison Experiment to be hot erotic fan fiction.

Every year, when we go to the amazing haunted hayride/house/maze around here, I have this panicked thought of "how good is the security? What are the chances that an actual psychopath is hiding in these woods? Or bought a ticket and then hid in a corner?" But at least in the traditional style scare attractions, the…

best thing I've seen all day

That little girl is soooo cute! And her "mother" is stunning. I first was meh about the "groom" but for some reason, exactly in the moment when he picked up the little girl I suddenly found him very, very handsome.

Men who use their intoxication as a pretense for sexual assault are no different than men who use their anger as a pretense for violent assault. Note how the same men that have "anger management problems" almost never explode and beat their bosses or their coworkers. They almost never go off and attack their…