My family has a history of skin cancer. I'm OK paying an extra 5 bucks twice a year for my paranoia.

Best skin protection I've ever found: cold cream for moisturizing and sunblock for protection. 20 bucks if you get the 100SPF and larger jar o' Ponds.

She was only burning the painting because Kaylee (Firefly reference!) had figured out something was wrong, and the woman wanted to get rid of her.

My ring cost nothing, aside from what it cost to clean. Emerald cut diamond that was a gift from his grandfather to his grandmother for their 25th anniversary. Didn't even need to be resized.

After walking to school after work in my favorite dress today, I decided not to wear it unless I'll be with my fiance anymore because I HATE the attention this knee-length, modest-neck dress, flattering cut and color gets me. I got hit on 3 times in 2 blocks, and it makes a wonderful dress I love feel like a hair…

Trufax. Even in Romy and Michele, he just OOOOOZED yummy.

EEEEE! I saw him in Cabaret a few months ago. Close enough to the stage that he flirted with me AND my date. TAKE MY PANTIES, MARRIED MAN!

Earthquakes are cause for panic. Hurricanes and fires are cause for panic. Hockey masked psychotics jumping from 'round the corner wielding chainsaws are cause for panic.

What a little lady! I'm amazed how dogs and stay so sweet after having horrible things done to them. And Felicity is a beauty. I just wanna flop her widdle ears and kiss her nose and cuddle her forever.

8th graders are 13. 9 year olds tend to be 4th and 5th grade.

How about people who order a steak rare, then complain that it's not cooked all the way through. *headdesk*

Berkeley also gets catered by a private company that hires professionally trained chefs and kitchen staff. Not in the budget for public schools.

Synced orgasms are pretty easy in my relationship. Namely because I concern myself with getting me off, and he concerns himself with holding back until I've had one, usually two. And he's gotten really good about telling when I'm about to finish again so he can stop holding back, or put a pause on things so he…

I've seen other dogs surfing, but I did wonder if pugs would be ok for water play, since they don't swim or breath very well. But Brandy's owner looks to have taken the right precautions with the little swim vest and keeping a hold on her for the bigger waves. So cute that she gets to have solo fun on the smaller…

What, rape jokes are the one instance where "conduct unbecoming an officer" doesn't pull?

I moved from Las Vegas, NV to New York City via train. It involved a 9 hour drive from Vegas to Sacramento, and a 5 day train ride that was supposed to be 4. We were 12 hours late to Chicago.

muscles get tired. You can only go fast for so long.

Work out... so... links? I have money! :D

Your balls aren't oranges. You don't need that much room.

Rape is an action. Pedophiles who act on their urges are rapists and molesters. Someone can be a pedophile without having raped or molested anyone.