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My Gyno just put me on a low-dose BC pill for my major PMS mood swings.

I haven't been able to track down a Scout or a table. My year has been cookie-less. D:

I can't complain. If it snows on Monday, a test gets postponed.

Nah, that's BS made up by greedy brides and grooms. Ditto with 1 year for thank you notes. Miss Manners—my guru— says prezzies are nice but not necessary.

I've only been to brunch once, and that was last month. I've lived in NY for nearly 2.5 years. And it was awful. :(

At least they can't expect wedding gifts. And no ugly bridesmaid outfits.

That's one way to cosplay.

I hate that they so often have their ears and tails cut. Floppy-eared dogs should have floppy ears.

YES PLZ!

That's why mine got me chocolate.

Hate how the fabric hangs. It looks thin and cheap.

Damn, you beat me to it. XD

"They" was good enough for Shakespeare, so it's good enough for me.

If they come in bikini style, I'm in! I love horror movies and most women's undies are cotton pastels or uncomfortable lacy things.

I actually dragged my ass to the office. Aside from my boss and the CEO, no one else bothered showing up.

Want it!

My BF (now fiance!) wants to get married on the timetable of a silly comic I drew. In it, 20 months after meeting, we got married in Paris.

And now we have bikini volleyball.

I adore the length. I hate how few dresses I can wear since most everything has fallen well above the knee recently. Desperately hoping for the fashionable length to drop.

Dibs.