I'm guessing she'd hoped to hide it and maybe pass it off as a foundling. Welp, points for trying.

Until you get the psychotics who take them at their word.

No one's balls are "do the splits" big without needing some serious medical attention.

Had that a couple of times yesterday. Not just men, even. Some women were sitting legs akimbo on nearly full trains.

Oh, I'm sure it will get there. The problem is hammering out the legalities in terms of property, benefits, and who is married to whom.

Boo! :(

I had to deal with my grandfather smacking my ass until he got too old and sick to walk much. Even after I came back from college and drummed up enough confidence to tell him to knock it off and was pooh poohed by my entire family.

Not a South Park fan, I'm guessing.

Of course she uses Photoshop. She's a Hobbit.

Yeah... cable... Sure, I have that. >>

No can do. Second ep of Sherlock comes out that day. Guess I'll have to stay single another year.

They already cleaned those off and sealed it off.

I got Hiddled-out last month. It was tragic. T-T

Frankly, I don't get the political logic. Even if he and Anna had "said there marriage vows" before she died, a spouse wouldn't be the heir. At best he might be named the Regent until the nearest relation was found. There's no doubt some distant relative with a blood claim to the throne. Even if he had offed the…

Who wants a Kia ever?

And yet no one did an adorable storybook on penguin divorce. :(

Happened in the Central Park Zoo in NYC. Two male penguins adopted an egg, though that was given to them by the keepers since a hetero couple had 2 eggs.

Que the "nice guy" brigade whining about how they never get the secks they deserve without ridiculous tricks.

Oh, no doubt. But that's hardly a rare delusion when it comes to assistants.

The real problem is there's no salary listed. For an assistant of that caliber, you're looking at high 5 to 6 figures.