Splatterfilm
Splatterfilm
Splatterfilm

I've never in any relationship been called needy.

Oh, sure. Mine are different depending on what's being stimulated, or what wants to be stimulated. My BF has even learned to move differently to work on my G-spot vs vaginal opening, depending on what feels best for me [we keep the lights on so he can read my face and body language].

Anything =/= everything

He might as well have.

Good thing my travels extend to traveling from my bed to the bathroom with a layover in the living room for GoT.

The good news is that means you're not a sociopath. :D

See the diagram.

To be fair, now we know he can! :')

Well, if I have to draw you a map...

That's the press box. It's just tucked a bit under the flesh—err... wall.

My issue is that the standard superhero build doesn't make sense for a lot of the heroes.

So... how hot were the husbands?

Artists have been doing self-portraits since art became a thing.

So commenters on a blog noted for going against women being required to meet a single, unachievable standard are annoyed that the objectified males in the featured video don't meet their personal qualifications for "sexiness"?

Yeah, I live in an area with a lot of women in traditional Muslim attire, and that would probably have unfortunate implications when worn with a honky like moi.

Pillow grinding. Showerhead. Lubing up your fingers might help, actually. I find I can't get off manually unless the digits are well-lubed.

Well, they were designed for the audacious bob.

Hey, I rock the stiff beret when I wear my hair down. It was my signature look for my first winter in NYC. ^_-

Knit beret might work. Cloche would fit too close to the head. My updo goes pretty much from the base of my neck to nearly the top of my head. A solid hand-length, and thick.

I need a winter hat I can wear over a braided updo, my daily hairstyle. Beanie's are too casual.