It's kind of like fashion designers and editors who wear nothing but black slacks and sweaters.

Nothing at all. They're fucking working. Do you're job and leave me alone.

That's the kind of harassment I hate most. The just loud enough muttering. It's impossible to complain about unless someone has had it happen to them because "it's just a compliment, they weren't even yelling, that never happens to MEEE".

Best catcall I got: walking in NYC after work, a completely drunk guy leans over the railing at a restaurant [outdoor seating], slurs "Your shoes are beautiful", then goes back to his conversation and beer.

I'm keeping my name when I get married. And when people inevitably ask about that... I say DMV. I don't want to go to the DMV and spend 4 hours just to change my goddamned name. Nevermind my bank accounts, credit cards, email, W2, Facebook, and telling everyone not in the know that "It's SplatterVIDEO now."

I got some around Halloween for last year's NYCC. It's the only time you can get some cheap in a drugstore. It's available at Sephora for bigger bucks, probably for artsier makeup.

Vanities are SO FUN! I was so glad when I had enough room to get one, though I can't use it for my makeup yet. The lighting in the room sucks. And I can't find a good light source that doesn't require being wired into the wall.

Worked at a go-kart/arcade place right after college. They hired me because I had worked there in high school.

I never was surprised that the film always listed #1 for a good female protagonist is a horror

I'd call that a Thriller.

I'll raise you a lorgnette.

Dat 'tashe!

I think we should look again. And more closely.

Skulduggery Pleasant. That is all.

Did someone say tea?

Well, I'm giving up coffee and like sex. Sex, please!

Well, that explains why I only fuck baritones. No, wait, the guy I'm living with is a tenor.

Uuuuugggghhhh! Adorable as they are, wild animals are WILD ANIMALS! And don't get shots.

What's the button below the Commies one? "A Womans..."?

In New York, we call that Trendy.