Man, I really, REALLY thought Hellboy would return from Hell with an army behind him to lay a smackdown on the hordes of monsters laying waste to Earth.

I think $0.99 with a hand-written apology note from Ubicrap would be a far better price.

I think the set-up came from The Winter Soldier. For me that was plenty and I frown HEAVILY on even the merest hint of unnecessary romance in any film.

You could watch all the Moffat written episodes from his run as lead, back to back, and think to yourself, “You know what, I don’t actually miss this show anymore.”

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I think you probably are in the minority but certainly not alone. I enjoyed it and even bought it on DVD to watch it again. I’d never read the original graphic novel before watching it and, in all honesty, I think I prefer the movie over the book.

“The chair said that there are three. I need to find out what that means.”

Oh wow. Is that Goran Parlov drawing Superman??

Honestly, when I saw the headline my initial thought was “People freaking out? They must have revealed that Steve was actually black or a woman this whooooole time.”

Nobody escapes from Darth2D2!! NOBODY!!

Open your eyes, sheeple! At least we have brave, watchful readers like Asciel with the wit and awareness to call out yet another attempt by the Maleuminati to smack down an uppity woman trying accomplish something with her life that doesn’t involve making sandwiches for her family.

Honestly, I am a Marvel fan boy through and through but their comics are, mostly, utter rubbish these days and have been for some time (my opinion). Publishers like Dark Horse and Image always have something fresh and interesting to read, even if the series only lasts six issues.

Holy shit! I had no idea it was literally impossible! I spent many, many hours getting so far in this game and I always fudged the sewer bit. In the end I discovered the glitch (no idea how I managed it - the years have not been kind to my memory) but it allowed me to progress past that bit. I distinctly remember…

As soon as they figure out how not to carc it (i.e. die) immediately after giving birth we’ve had it as a species.

Now that is a fine picture. I need something like that on my living room wall.

There is something to what you say. I was bullied relentlessly up until I was 17ish. I never fought back because I was always weaker and smaller than the others. Even the guys much younger than me pushed me around because I was so passive and totally lacking in aggression (yay, autism).

I agree with everything you said. Except for ID. Some things can’t be forgiven. That being said, it would be nice to think that Justin and JJ did this for completely altruistic reasons but ... hmm.

I’ll give that a try. Thanks.

The guy writing comic book articles, Evan, is doing a damn fine job but he pretty much the only good thing io9 has going for it. I just wish Kotaku wasn’t blocked by the evil work firewall. :-/

I was only able to accept this movie by having my brain loudly scream ‘LALALALALALALACANTHEARYOU’ whenever someone referred to the main characters as either Holmes or Watson. It was actually a passable action movie after that, if a little cheesy with dumb slo-mo action sequences.