“will introduce potential security risks to our customers”

He disagrees with the message carried by the sticker. 

The point remains basically the same. He’s at best, a self-aggrandizing asshole. He wanted attention, and now he’s mad that the monkey’s paw curled its finger. You don’t wrap your attention golf cart in gold plating if you don’t want it to make a statement. He just didn’t get the reaction he hoped for. Boo hoo.

Saying violence is never a good idea ignores that in a justified position, violence is the last resort. It should not be approached glibly, but to deny its power is saying the status quo cares for people and justice, and we know that isn’t the truth. But I digress.

Shouldn’t he agree with the smaller one?

Ahhhh yes, buying one of the ugliest and most obnoxious cars, wrapping it in the most obnoxious color possible, then putting a FAT QR code on the back doesn’t make him a huge attention seeker. He’s just upset about the type of attention he’s getting lol suck it up buttercup. Actions and decisions have consequences.…

Every MAGA nut is blaming the DC crash on ATC DEI hires, even though all of the evidence so far is showing the plane was at an altitude of 325 feet while the max altitude for the helicopter was supposed to be 200 feet.

We are past that point already. It’s just that the fallout hasn’t reached us yet.

Crazy to think that just 4 months ago, inflation was down, price of eggs were going down to normal, employment and wages were on a ascending curve and insane ideas like invading Canada, Greenland and Panama or building casinos in Las Gaza, foolish trade-wars were not occupying the news.

My Tesla shitcan nearly killed me. Thank you ELON for not allowing it to fully kill me. Best car I’ve ever had. 

Holy shit, I can’t imagine having such a hard-on for a dude that I’m willing to give him a public BJ via social media after his shitty truck gets me into a bad accident.

Let’s unpack that twitter photo for a second:

It certainly doesn’t help that many people in these behemoths treat them like sports cars or smaller cars anyways. Listen linda or whoever I saw the other day in the big Tahoe, who’s forehead was barely visible above the steering wheel; You’re vehicle is too big to be making 30 point turns because you missed your turn…

I’ve said it elsewhere today but from this day forward, fuck ANYONE who buys a new tesla. If you already own one, buy one of those “I bought it before he was crazy” stickers and know that your resale is going to be garbage so you might as well thrash what you’ve got.

FUCK.ELON.MUSK.

It’s true, I would never write about Menendez because I’m a partisan hack with no principles or morals just like you. Oh, wait:

Elon Mush is a fucking nazi and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money, ever.

Oh, please do tell us how USAID is propping up Jalopnik, for fuck’s sake.

Well there is a VERY big fucking difference between what happened with Bob Menendez and literally every single Republican, including their current president. See- we had no problem with Menendez getting caught. We have no problem if he gets prosecuted, sentenced and sent to federal prison.

But Republicans? ALL of…

Republicans don’t adhere to any rules...not sure why Democrats continue to think they should “play fair” in fighting back. Sure, they can’t do much “by the book”, but there’s plenty of other avenues to gum up the shit-show.