It certainly doesn’t help that many people in these behemoths treat them like sports cars or smaller cars anyways. Listen linda or whoever I saw the other day in the big Tahoe, who’s forehead was barely visible above the steering wheel; You’re vehicle is too big to be making 30 point turns because you missed your turn…

I’ve said it elsewhere today but from this day forward, fuck ANYONE who buys a new tesla. If you already own one, buy one of those “I bought it before he was crazy” stickers and know that your resale is going to be garbage so you might as well thrash what you’ve got.

FUCK.ELON.MUSK.

It’s true, I would never write about Menendez because I’m a partisan hack with no principles or morals just like you. Oh, wait:

Elon Mush is a fucking nazi and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money, ever.

Oh, please do tell us how USAID is propping up Jalopnik, for fuck’s sake.

Well there is a VERY big fucking difference between what happened with Bob Menendez and literally every single Republican, including their current president. See- we had no problem with Menendez getting caught. We have no problem if he gets prosecuted, sentenced and sent to federal prison.

But Republicans? ALL of…

Republicans don’t adhere to any rules...not sure why Democrats continue to think they should “play fair” in fighting back. Sure, they can’t do much “by the book”, but there’s plenty of other avenues to gum up the shit-show.

Yeah there is a difference though. You take Trump who unashamedly cheats at nonsense like golf, and Musk who obviously cheats at video games. Do you think they aren’t going to cheat at something where if they lose they go to jail and if they win they control the world?

Is there anyone actually in Congress? Like with the Power of the Purse? You know, that thing spelled out in the Constitution? Or are the five thousand “We The People” ugly ass rear window truck stickers I se every morning on my commute only referencing a narrow, and completely incorrect reading of the second…

Trump: “We did it! We got Mexico to send troops to the border!”

They are going to be sold through shell companies.

There is only one acceptable picture of Lord Dingleberry Fuckstick raising his hand allowed.

Just a reminder: anytime someone says “DEI”, make them say the whole thing out loud. Make them say which one they don’t like.

Definitely gonna push for more working from home this year. I fly a lot for my work, and I don’t want to do that anymore.

“In its statement to CNN, the FAA said that the Turks and Caicos government was made aware prior to the Starship launch that the nation was located within a possible hazard area.”

Just got back from vacation in Mexico and - after hanging around dozens of Canadians at the pool - it is clear that about 75% of that group want to push everyone in the current administration off a cliff and then burry them in junked out Teslas.

I’m taking a much more pessimistic view on the tariffs. I’m going to put my tinfoil hat on for a second.

Almost none of the US companies with factories will repatriate; it takes too long to build something new, even with the Trump administration stripping regulations.

Most will just raise prices, lower guidance for stocks, ride it out and see what the next administration will offer them.

Oh you must have missed his early morning rant in which he now says that the tariffs on Canada will only end once Canada agrees to be the 51st state.