Trump: “We did it! We got Mexico to send troops to the border!”

They are going to be sold through shell companies.

There is only one acceptable picture of Lord Dingleberry Fuckstick raising his hand allowed.

Just a reminder: anytime someone says “DEI”, make them say the whole thing out loud. Make them say which one they don’t like.

Definitely gonna push for more working from home this year. I fly a lot for my work, and I don’t want to do that anymore.

“In its statement to CNN, the FAA said that the Turks and Caicos government was made aware prior to the Starship launch that the nation was located within a possible hazard area.”

Just got back from vacation in Mexico and - after hanging around dozens of Canadians at the pool - it is clear that about 75% of that group want to push everyone in the current administration off a cliff and then burry them in junked out Teslas.

I’m taking a much more pessimistic view on the tariffs. I’m going to put my tinfoil hat on for a second.

Almost none of the US companies with factories will repatriate; it takes too long to build something new, even with the Trump administration stripping regulations.

Most will just raise prices, lower guidance for stocks, ride it out and see what the next administration will offer them.

So normally I would come on here and call conservatives a bunch of pejoratives, but I’ve had a number of social media interactions that make me think perhaps people legitimately don’t understand how economics and government budgets work. So this is going to be a rare, good-faith attempt from me to explain this stuff…

Oh you must have missed his early morning rant in which he now says that the tariffs on Canada will only end once Canada agrees to be the 51st state.

“We may have short term some little pain, and people understand that. But long term, the United States has been ripped off by virtually every country in the world,” he said.

Also, they can raise them and point to tariffs as the cause, even if it’s a flat-out lie, because consumers are largely incapable/too lazy to know for sure. And materials subjected to 25% tariffs will nonetheless rise in price by > 30%, because again, consumers largely suck at math and dont care enough to crunch the…

Fun Fact: Tariffs cause non-impacted products to raise their price because they can raise them and still be cheaper.

Lol I’m surprised you can type with an Elon dildo in your mouth and ass at the same time. 

What’s your first hand experience with FSD?

if Tesla puts out one “self-driving” “robotaxi” (read, Model 3 with a guy behind the wheel) limited to one small neighborhood in Autsin by June, the stock will probably double. Because Wall Street is dumb as shit. 

Bro, if you can look at this and still think people have to be brainwashed to think he is doing a nazi salute, then you are clearly the one who is brainwashed.

You know most civilized folks call a nazi apologist such as yourself?

Yep, you’re a nazi.

Fuck off, you shit ass Nazi prick.