Better camouflage would be to slap a dented Camry body over top.

No mention of swordfish, which is an animal and not a deadly weapon, dangerous instrument, or electronic defense weapon.

“Well I didn’t see any law that said you can’t stab someone with a swordfish, specifically, so you’re free to go!”

I would say that forcing residents to leave their homes unlocked is not legal. There doesn’t have to be a law which specifically prohibits “X activity” for it to be illegal.

If an HOA staples a notice to my house, they’re getting an ass kicking.

From the Facebook Post Is Legally Binding Lawschool. Saying it doesn’t make it enforceable. This HOA has a contract that people signed, and it probably has language that allows it to enforce stupid, asinine rules.

But if something positive happens and its attributed to Christianity they scream bloody murder.

No, it’s not a thing.

I thought you were engaged to a tranny named Manuel?

And his trunk won’t be frozen shut either...dodged that bullet.

Good lord, enough with the equivocation. Manuals are more engaging, and for most enthusiasts, more fun to drive.

Uh oh! Better get Maccerdymukhammedoko!

The point is there’s always someone who comes in and says:

These are contradictory statements.

My commute is 125 miles

The BJ’s there won’t tell you buy you can buy discounted gas there without a membership, it’s rarely busy, and the attendants are quick.

*isn’t... shit

That’s more reasonable than re-arranging the furniture because the room is decorated the way you like.

I had a sales person refuse to tell me the total price of a vehicle, instead countering with “What do you want to pay per month?”