It’s just a mirage.

I’m surprised at the teeny tiny engine choices, every car except the CX-9 comes with the same 2 engines (sub-200HP). I didn’t realize they don’t have a high performance offering either...

You get more with sugar than vinegar.

Shoulda bought a Camry instead, they’re grounded better.

GM: Our cars shut off by themselves, even with keys! It’s a safety feature!

That’s a good point, they’d have to give Tesla a 100 and then down grade every other rating retroactively.

My cousin was rear ended by a woman who would only apply brakes when her auto-brake system started beeping at her (i.e. way too late). He was stopped at a red light and the road was and bit icy, so the car didn’t give her enough warning (it didn’t have the common sense software patch).

Poor guy makes an off-hand comment not knowing that all of Jezebel will be reading into it.

Hah, awesome!

I worked at an outfit that repaired C-130 Hercules aircraft. Many of the planes had “internal corrosion” right around the urinal area.

Should’ve been a minivan burnout.

Ash approves!

They didn’t think anyone would be dumb enough to tie their networked infotainment unit to the cars CAN network. FCA sure showed them!

True, but 18 months is an eternity to fix a software issue.

So it’s NOT grounded to the ground?

It makes me a little sad that they made this but killed the IDx.

Did you show her how a key works?

That’s what they do to people downloading movies...

Here I thought it would be the cost to replace a Miata.

This x1000. It’s usually after they’ve waited half-way through the turn signal too...