So I watched 'Miley Cyrus The Movement' (don't judge me) and her mother Tish is actually Amy Pohler's character from Mean Girls. She's the real deal.

Aww I would be so bad at having an affair. My husband knows my passwords because before I had a smart phone, which i inherited from him in august, I would call him and ask him to check my email. He called me the other day to ask about a receipt for taxes, I was out with friends and said "I don't know - just search my…

um. Yes.

Ohhhhhh. Myyyyyy. Lawd. I cannot stop hate-reading Jez either! But I really enjoy the comments section.
It does make me a little nostalgic for the Tracie articles that came before. So much of her writing is bitter as fuck now! But here is what is weird - the character Hannah can be read as an overly self-involved and…

Gah I am way overly invested in them.

So I finally went to the gynaecologist this year after a 10 year hiatus (no health insurance). Since I got married AND my husband got a full time job we're all over these benefits - my my eyes, vag and teeth all looked at in one week!

Anyhow she goes "when was your last period" and I go "I donno". Then she starts the…

I am sorry that I wildly disagree with this take on the new flavors. Both sound pretty interesting and in fact I may need to track down one of my weed-smoking friends and 1 bag of each of these. For science reasons.

I just called to say I love you.

I don't consider homophobia to be any different from racism or sexism. Gay people, people of color, women etc. - we all deserve to live in a world where we don't have to deal with people who deny our humanity or equality. Naturally everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if the opinion is fucked. When people say…

Personally I am ready for kids, my husband is read for kids - unfortunately I am one of those people with unmanageable student loans that will take me more than 10 years to pay off. I'd be knocked up tomorrow except for those loans. I am pretty sure there are lots of others like me waiting for financial stability that…

Whenever I see the words Bergdorf Goodman I think of the Parks and Rec episode where April dressed up as Janice Snakehole and tells this group of strangers "my husband keeps me clothed in the finest things from Bergdorf Goodman". It's my favourite rich-lady voice ever invented.

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If you love Stay you will be super into the Branchez remix! This summer I was obsessed with it, I would take what I referred to as 'dance breaks' to it when I was stressing. The day of my wedding my friend made us late for the ceremony - I was in the car freaking out because we were so late and my other friend shouted…

When I was about 8 or 9 I got a raging sinus infection - the kind where you're just bunged up for days. I was home from school with my dad one day and ran out of tissue. He went rummaging through his drawer and produced a few linen hankies. I picked up one and blew my nose and the most incredible thing happened - I…

So my favourite thing about this is that I clicked the link to the Z.E. shower scene and the youtube poster noted "I do not own the copyright to this, just the purist desire to watch this scene over and over again".

That cracked me up!

Also, I will be watching the shower scene again, BRB.

Once when my friend and I were getting high my cat came in the room - she is typically a very high-strung creature, prone to hissing at anyone new in the house. She stretched out, sniffed the air, and then sprawled out on my friend's lap for the next hour. I would never blow smoke into a pet's face though and the room…

I think it depends on what is being taught in the class - there are a lot of things married couples should be aware of, because it's a legally binding union. For instance - the fact that student loan debt becomes a joint responsibility and is calculated based on both incomes, or what is the legal standing of someone…

I used to go to a women-only gym and loved it. I sometimes do pilates now, which also tends to be women-only. I really don't like dudes seeing me pant and sweat unless we're...involved.

Ha, all these comments making fun of Jez make me happy. I texted my friend yesterday - she got me into Jez like 6 years ago, and I was like "so is this real or is Jezebel just a 30-Rock-style parody of themselves now?".

Seconded on the zipper. If this dress were any other color though I'd be ordering it, just in case I win an award at some point. Emerald green, saffron yellow, indigo....