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I remember reading in the fine print of my federal loans that if I died the loans would be forgiven - then Sallie Mae bought all my loans 2 years ago - no idea what the situation is now. It's a weird, shady, unclear and confusing set-up. I signed those things at age 18, never having made more than $9/hour and with no

I also can't help but think the kind of person with access to these photos doesn't need $10,000.

I have a similar body to Lena...how about I send you some photos in the same position and I'll take $5000?

I am not a fan of the nude lips, like Guiliana is sporting - it makes me think they accidentally covered their lips in foundation but forgot to put lipstick on! Also, reminds me of the kind of ladies you might see in a terrible sweaty nightclub, not a fancy red carpet.

So, how many white people attend Historically Black Colleges? I am sort of curious because when I was looking at grad schools I was googling academics I'd seen at conferences or read books by to see where they were based, and one was at a HBC (cannot remember now who/where) but I didn't end up checking out the school

Gah my husband is super into live music and I remember being at so many shows with him during our courtship and not really knowing what to do with myself...like, if it's mellow music and you're standing? I'd just be thinking to myself "don't lock your knees, according to yoga instructors everywhere that is how you

imagine a woman sitting like that...

I love this story. I also love humans who take the unwanted cats! I am the jerk who gets distracted by the cutest kitten. When I adopted my first one my friend went with me. She walked into the cat room and this gross, scrawny cat with runny eyes and alopecia (big bald spots) ran up to her as if he'd been waiting

Sorta. Except my cousin, who passed away at 25, was disappointed to let go of his life-dreams in favor of what could make him happy when he knew he just has months to go. He dreamed about mundane stuff - getting married, getting a house, having kids, finishing off the work on the WB Bug he was restoring. When he knew

I have been thinking about this a lot lately because I am thinking about having kids in the next year. Well, a kid, I should say. You know, a baby.

Anyhow - we live in a world that is pretty unfriendly towards kids and even more unfriendly to moms. My cousin says she never realised until her boys came along how many

This inspired me to get my cats high this evening. They are not the best of friends, and this was a total bonding experience for them. They purred manically and rolled around on the floor together! Yay drug use - helping make friendships happen since.... forever.

I deeply wish they would do a reunion episode. This show is my jam. My friend and I keep twitter dedicated to it (surrealfullhouse). Personally, I think you should have hired us to write about Full House. We could have done something much more comprehensive. All we need is 20 minutes and a little weed and trust me, we

Butter enthusiasts - I lived in Ireland for 7 years and HOLY CRAP the butter there is beautiful.

This is how my cat feels about snow. I agree.

I have two cats - one likely had feral parents, the other, despite his shelter origins, I believe is fully a Russian Blue. The female is an orange cat - which is rare and at the shelter they told me she is kind of "the butch of the cat world" because orange females have excess testosterone. The boy was actually born

Hahahahahahahaha. This is excellent.

Oh just noticed your name - are you Irish?

Ha - sure.

My favourite parts of these magazines is shit like this. Once there was a spread in one of them that showed celebrities who look like pictures of dogs from the internet. It was the best.

The 'update' on this cat was not satisfactory.

I need you to track down the new owners and make sure they have installed a space-heater and adjacent cat-bed.

Also I want to pass a law that when animals die in movies they have to show clips at the end of the animals being okay and getting fed treats.