Nah, leave it up to local municipalities to make their call. I’ve had countless hours of my life wasted yearly due to having to wait at intersections at red lights where absolutely zero cars passed through the intersection for the entirety of the light cylce as I was waiting for green. I’d add ban the bs left turn…

What you just described is every job I have ever had and yet somehow I survived.

“Ugh, lame. What is going on with you? You’ve outdone yourself”

Cool, do you often tell depressed people maybe they should kill themselves?

It seems that “toxic workplace” is now merely a catch all term for places, people and industries that are both high stress and trying to maintain “high standards” (yes, that last term is subjective, clearly).

Exactly! Did these people think they we joining summer camp or something? It’s a business! Not everyone is going to be your bestie. Not everyone is going to praise you every time do or say something you perceive as great. Not every one is going to be chipper to you in the morning. You’re going to run into different…

No no no! We must now pander to and coddle the weak. 

Wow, it’s almost as if these high-stress environments expose people who don’t respond well to stress.

If a hungover Jimmy Fallon calling your joke “lame” is enough to make you contemplate suicide, maybe give it some serious consideration.

These so called toxic workplaces just sound like workplaces from my experience.

This kind of article is lazy and stupid. A large language model is just combing through available data and making a series of tokenized bets about the next word / concept it spits out. No crap it’s going to give you dumb answers to dumb questions. It’s like asking the random drunk neighbor at your party what they…

Don’t forget scenario three: These are basic camera problems that people who understand aircraft optics know to be uninteresting.

Right? Like he kept talking about how you can recognize a UFO because they stop completely then go super fast and don’t show up on Radar. You know what else does that? A LENS FLARE. It looks like it isn’t moving on the Y axis because it’s on your lens/eye and not at its origin point, and as a result any curvature of…

For the slow kids in the back:

I await, with rapt anticipation, for the 2024 Congressional hearings on the potential world-wide security threat of the subterranean, Silurian lizard people. I saw a 2010 multi-part documentary done by the BBC about the threat that featured an expert named Doctor...something. They never mentioned his actual last name…

The surest way I know this is all bullshit is that there is absolutely no fucking way in hell that Trump found out there’s aliens and didn’t immediately go tell Newsmax.

The main thing everyone should be taking away from this is that being in the military makes you no less susceptible to becoming a crackpot conspiracist than any other person in society, and there’s no reason to act like service automatically grants you credibility.

Let’s be honest. The chances that this guy knew that the video was filmed at the site of a lynching are pretty low. To the set selector it was probably just a cool looking federalist style building.

Jason Aldean is a dumb redneck piece of shit and he made a dumb redneck piece of shit song.  I dunno man, I gotta pick my battles and he doesn’t rate one.

Nice list. Friendly correction re. the description for QAnon Anonymous: