Thanks for being here. Feel free to answer or ignore any or all of these weird questions.

1. What's your favorite car design currently on sale?
2. Which other car customizer's work do you most respect?
3. When I think customization, I immediately think of eye-catching, flashy designs that showcase the designer's style.…

Civic 4WD Wagon, Fiero, MR2, Mustang, Geo Tracker.
Everything else here is just filler.
(Tracker is probably filler, too, but they are pretty funny.)

The Prelude may be more respectable, but your beater dollars go sooo much further with the Fiero. I love Fieros.

I think the only thing we have to assume is that it can be purchased within a beater-friendly budget, which would include the 5.0 or 2.3, but probably not the SVO.

If foxbody Mustang doesn't win, that's indisputable evidence that persons other than myself are voting in this thing.

Never been a Camaro fan, but so long as it isn't yellow or a vert, these look good pretty much everytime I see them out. Aggressive looks, great hips.
And yes, I do have facial hair and hail from the midwest, how did you know?

Need more foxbody Mustang coverage.
Also, more Torchinsky.
More sincerity, less sarcasm.
More press releases. I know, you don't want to be another site that just regurgitates press releases, but I like new car coverage. The Morning Shift doesn't cover much.
I love the AMAs you have here, too. Very cool.
No auto-play…

When a post is about your role in an advertisement created by a friend who creates multimedia ad campaigns, how can you call this an article and not an advertisement? This writeup, and these comments, were all part of the deal for this campaign. Just call an ad an ad and I'm cool with it.

Admit it, it looks good.

If the tires are on, you will be a little smushed, but not crushed. If the tires are off, throw them under the car to help prevent crushing.

Agree completely. What is there that's more reliable than CR? It's sure not Jalopnik's tests or any other auto media I read.

Ha, yup, San Francisco.

Why buy this for so much, when you can have THIS for 3.5K! 1977 CVCC brown wagony goodness.

We've actually had this same discussion on this website in the past, plenty of times. Pretty much everytime someone posts a donk. Davey Johnson was posting about donks on this site in 2007 or whatever, so it's not new here. I recognize the differences, but around here (SF Bay Area) people call them donks or scrapers.…

Oh you!

So true, so true!

This is ridiculous.

This guy, this John John, he gets it, man. I spent last period of senior year at the local Taco Bell, more or less. And it looked exactly like this.
The old logo seems like fifteen years ago. But looking at the window promos in the pic, I'm not so sure. The Grilled Stuft Burrito i a relatively new creation, isn't it? I…

That's a beautiful Taco Bell in the lede pic.

Did someone say Easter Eggs and Secret Zones?