I'm no young daredevil with full disregard for public safety (I check my blind spots when changing lanes walking down the sidewalk), but, sometimes, you just want to do wheelies all over people's faces. I get that.

Ah jeez I've turned into one of the Grey People!

Face exhaust.
Borture.

Shouldn't there be some kind of points bonus given simply for the fact that the car exists? That they bothered to build it? Anyone building a 400+ HP RWD sedan for under fifty grand should be applauded and rewarded somehow.

Has anyone heard any estimates as to weight? It's exciting to me that it's lighter. I love MEGA POWER as much as the next guy, but after driving a super light, woefully underpowered car for awhile, I have to admit there is something to be said for tossability. Really wonder how light the Mustang will actually be,…

Murilee sums it up nicely: " I invented the term and I say it extends from the year of 5 MPH crash bumpers to the year the Fox Mustang became properly quick, and that’s that!"

The term Malaise Era was coined and defined by Murilee Martin, a previous weekend editor. Give credit. If you think you've a better understanding of the era than he does and thus deserve to redefine it, please punch yourself in the face.

Deadspin has had a few good investigative and long-form pieces over the years, and I really enjoy the site. But really, when digging for a quote related to journalism, you settle for an editor for Deadspin?

Does it look kinda cool? Yup.
Would I drive it around town? Lord, no.

I can appreciate the Gulf livery, but really, would anyone want to drive a car dressed up like a racecar on the street? Does it look less ridiculous to persons younger than 38, cuz this 38 year-old would feel like a total idiot. It's like PMY times…

Goalies should be allowed to have some kind of snacks stored next to their drink.
Or if that's asking too much, let them have two drinks.

Maybe you're viewing these videos much more carefully than I am, or maybe you are seeing other videos I haven't; both are possibilities. But if we're seeing the same data, you seem to reach very definitive conclusions of what happened, and how it was righteous and deserved, that cannot be reached. I know what you want…

You can take a joke. I like you, Engineer.

Based on your reading comprehension skills and awkward anger at the world, I'm convinced that you actually are an engineer.

Technically, the Camaro is a pony car. But like I was trying to point out, the distinction between the terms is so small and so dumb, that I don't get worked up about it. You can call a 83 Caprice a donk and no one gets worked up over it being slightly incorrect. You can call a Camaro a muscle car, and no one gets…

This would be so much cooler if all the bikers were instead driving Fieros.

Watch Out, here comes a Fiero Gang!

Ha, that's awesome. I knew it was prevalent everywhere, and a sign of trying to prop up a weak article, but I had no idea it had it's own term. Thanks!

First Rule of Jalopnik: If the title of the post takes the form of a question, the answer is never "yes."

It's a chicken egg which was dropped in the ocean. The seahorse was feeding. Thus, THEY DO EMERGE FROM EGGS.

Thanks! Though I was hoping you would say Mark Martin.

1. If there was a battle royale cage match featuring all current NASCAR drivers, who would be the last person standing?

2. When travelling the NASCAR circuit, what is your favorite place to eat? There's gotta be at least one weird diner out there that has won you over.