2 reason not to buy this:

It costs billions of £££/$$$ to develop a new F1 engine - particularly one to the new 1.6 litre turbo regs. McLaren could afford millions but not billions. The old McLaren F1 was a BMW unit. Besides, they'll get the Honda engine for free

I've just read that there will be a 2008 version with the same engine! So it'll be even bigger and heavier!

Good point. But nothing ever sticks to Teflon Bernie

Bernie has always been untouchable. Lets see if he gets out if this one.

Peugeot 208 1.4HDi EGC. 3483 pounds and a mighty 68bhp. 0-60 in 17.9 seconds

Chevy vans - Nissan

Nic Cage's hair is starting to rival Christopher Walken's for having it's own sense of being and soon to be fanbase.

He has skillz

XKR-S

Agh! Panamera = hideous. Quattroporte = beautiful.

Yep. Especially when they shoot your head off

The first rule would have to be no waving around handguns, as Vince ably demonstrates here. Next up is STFU when i'm concentrating. Can't stand needless chatter about nothing when I'm concentrating on driving. If we're good friends then no silence is awkward silence and if we're not good friends then take the…

Having owned lots of bikes with carburettored engines and lots of cars with injection engines I'd have to say injection systems are black magic that always works whilst carbs is black magic that usually goes wrong. Despite preferring most older tech on cars I'd always choose fuel injection over carburettors

Driven both the S 65 AMG and the XJ Supersport. The XJ is a more involving car to drive, sounds better and has a nicer interior. The S-Class is more refined, but slightly more gentleman's club than car

Very nice. But I still prefer the one Jeremy Clarkson designed

The most un-fun car in the world has a very fun badge. Nuff said

After a run on normal roads you'd need to scoop everything out of here that had been sucked up - leafs, plastic bags, cats etc

A theory. Ferruccio Lamborghini made his fortune building tractors. The Egoista has one central seat, a plough-like splitter....

Aggggh I hate piano black. It looks cheap and nasty and shouldn't be anywhere near a Bentley. The new Renault Clio has acres of the stuff