Speedmonkey
Speedmonkey
Speedmonkey

Zooms in on photo of author. Yep, left wing. Disregards article 

Bull. Shit.

Poor thing. I’d go nuts too if I was treated like they are

Looks great aside from the stupid two tone roof lines which make it look like a Mansard

Looks effing horrible. Like an MR2 with a gash fibre glass bodykit over the top, designed by Stevie Wonder

Christ alive that’s ugly.

The driver is Harry Hunt. He is able to afford supercars and spend all day honing his driving skills because his father is very, very rich. He’s currently taking part in Dakar in a Mini - paid for by his father who is very, very rich.

As a Brit I won’t win - but anyway...

No because he’s incredibly anal. Most of us compare cars based on the same chassis or use common engines or other components. Some people just like to argue. The T6 and Polestar are very similar (I’ve driven both - the Polestar on the Top Gear Test Track) - the differences being in degrees.

What a dreary person

Bollocks. You’re right about the V bit. Not about the RS though. It was the previous RS

You missed out the bit about copying Volvo ad nauseum, and then eating a dog

No, no, no, no, no, no. That front end looks just like a Civic. It doesn’t look....grumpy enough for a pick-up

MY EYES! PASS THE FECKIN’ EYE BLEACH. JESUS THAT THING HAS A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE

Looks a million times better than that piece of shit Honda truck I saw earlier today

You guys are missing out. The current S40 is built on the same platform as the Ford Focus and the S40 T5 gets the Focus RS engine and chassis. It’s just as stupidly fast as the RS but has a really nice interior. Double win

That is unbelievably epic. I’m sad he’s deleted the tweet now

“...as long as you don’t pull a BMW Driver and park sideways across three disabled spots.” Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It is truly hideous. A real munter

Once the Germans (including Porsche), Jaguar and Volvo can be bothered doing a full EV Tesla will last as long as a Betamax video recorder at the 1981 Home Video Technology Conference