Country music star Reeba!

Champions Tour = GILF Hunting

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Well, Shawn Mullins did say LA is like Nashville with a tan.

I haven't seen a Frank treated this badly since Joel and the Bots sang the Sandy Frank song.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Where my money, dadgummit!

I met Genevieve in person last year and was totally mesmerized. I kept forcing my son to get pictures with her. Sometimes there is nothing sexier than a pair of well-placed suspenders on a chick. #openmailbagtuesday

The Warriors will never make it back to Coney Island now. Razza-frazza Baseball Furies!

The perfect vehicle to distract Johnny Law while the Snowman hauls all that Coors down to South Beach in time for SB44!

@Jefferson Tardship: [www.youtube.com]

@Bobby Big Wheel: Does being a ghost writer for Reilly entail pop culture references from the late 90's? Because if it doesn't your chances are as dead as Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense. Maybe you'll get a second chance, unlike Lou Bega post-Mambo No. 5.

@The Orange Naranja: I thought Khlamar had a track on the "Footloose" soundtrack.

I'd be more impressed if instead he shaved the Jags logo wearing a Santa hat like they used to put on midfield for December games

Fuck the heck. Fuck the heck, every one!

I'm pretty much resigned to the fact that Richie Incognito will not be on this or any other STAR list.

Great, three guys clogging up the internet.

She should do what any 17 year old girl from out of town without a place to stay in New York City would do.

So in 2 years, Rubio can be a brand new improved player and maybe Minnesota will be transformed, as if blasted by some sort of Genesis Device? All of Kahn's doubters' columns will be buried alive... buried alive.

@hector villanueva's posse: No Steve Grogan neckbrace nor the coked-up 85 Super Bowl team. Way to live in the now, Tawmy.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Will he still be well received in the Big House of the No Gables? (Because it's oval. And most likely not haunted.)

Will he still be well received in the Big House of the No Gables? (Because it's oval. And most likely not haunted.)