Not Poopeye?

If people never die, how does that affect morticians, namely the Dan Aykroyd character in "My Girl"?

The 2014 is flexible? But it's still going to be played on the windswept moonscape that is the Meadowlands!

Pre-rapin' Kobe used to shill for Nutella. I loved seeing Kobe's mug on a jar wearing a fake-NBA #8 jersey in my mother-in-law's cabinet while it was all going on.

"You suck, Drake!"

NO MORE GRAY WIRES!

@SirTruthington: A player simulated pants dropping in an NFL game? The announcer must have had some not too kind words over that happenstance.

Ms. Gore is now practicing the single-Tipper theory.

@UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem: Well sure, you want to keeep that Crimson Tide flowing.

@TarHeelBlues: MS Redacted Sans Serif

Looking for those old St. Louis Browns jerseys - #2 Indapink and #1 Indastink.

Is this where we nominate Tyler Prescott for Sports Homo Sapiens of the Year?

@Evil Homer: When you walk into Lids and ask for the Burberry Yankees hat, make sure you have your Douche International Card to get 10% off.

@hector villanueva's posse: It premieres this Sunday after an all new "Shovin' Buddies" followed by "Slowly Rotating Black Man".

Houston in field of 65? Seems about 655 short.

Thanks, Brent, for explaining to Drew and his readers what anal beads were.

Rest easy, Gotham, Eddy Curry could be coming back Wednesday

@Armen Tamzarian: Because "Atlanta" fits better metrically?

@kcmail32: Milledgeville was the first capital of Georgia before Atlanta. Also, in "The Dukes of Hazzard", them cousins didn't go into Atlanta, they went into "Capital City" for official state-like business.

Sarah, punch up Furman Bisher on the telephone device to see what he thinks of this.