@ClueHeywood: I may need that Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez jersey to settle all those arguments that were never started.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Like this?

I'm pretty sure I saw 12-fingered gloves sitting in the discount bin at the Nike store. It was a really good discount.

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one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-dec-el-do.

Anything that brings Mean Gene back on the scene is A-OK with me.

Looks like someone's in the market for Turlington's Lower Back and Calf Tattoo Remover.

Looks like Matt took the Kid Rock "Welcome to Detroit" pamphlet to heart. Now he just needs to set up an escort service - for all the RIGHT reasons.

@Bobby Big Wheel:

I don't think this is what they had in mind with the old "Meet the Mets" song. I thought the original intent of that was to show up on "Growing Pains" to meet the Seavers.

John Clayton agrees with Lamar and Poindexter - No On 15!

@Travishamockery: Reggie Jackson in his washed-up "I must kill the Queen" mode.

@Hustler of Culture: Prince Humperdinck: I shall send my fastest ship to retrieve the LeBron video.

How will Shaq fit into a) the Cavs lineup, and b) a new hastily produced Cleveland tourism video?

Tired of being admired.

Now if someone in Tehran wears a #92 Steelers jersey when there aren't elections and protests, then James Harrison will be impressed.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: Changing pads after periods

@UkraineNotWeak: Odds on Berman's "pop culture" references for US Open:

And everyone says A-Rod isn't clutch. How do you like them cans of corn?

@gjdodger: If Hollywood is going to keep remaking mediocre movies from the 70's, someone's got to take a stab at this screen gem. Shaq's a Pisces and the movie's already written itself!