@Show Me Your TD's: Cleatus is too busy at Fox Sports OTA's to do Buck's show. Yes, I know the name of the Fox robot; it pushes out useless info like nephews' birthdays.

Kicking myself for not grabbing Orlando -3.5 when I saw it yesterday, but at least not sweating the add-on Kobe foul at -4.5. Where were all the homeboys driving from SoCal to Vegas pushing down the line?!?

@Katni: 75% for the Magic in the first half from the field - even Skip to My Lou is 5-7. I hope he enjoys it before they ship him to Minnesota this July.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: 3D Dennis Scott plays radio in Atlanta, and while he could be in the arena tonight, he is surprisingly not as big as he could be.

Why did Roger have to defeat Ryan Gosling so badly? What will Rachel McAdams say?

This guy I know, Randall McNally, has almost the exact same T-shirt, except his says "The Map, The Legend".

@Katni: Would that be better than a Forte/Sudekis-like opposite band (Han Valen)?

@The Sports Industrial Complex: While Kwame Brown calls into Detroit for the 43d time since the season ended to say, "You know I'm picking up my $4M player option, right?"

@Quake 'n' Shake: My boy just turned 4 yesterday. It was a Hot Wheels birthday, and he really loved the ones that changed color in hot/cold water.

Teddy Dupay nods in approval, then calls in his Nuggets/Hurricanes parlay.

Turkoglu's D was only slightly better than Pelphrey's and Feldhaus's 17 years ago.

An Italian girl hanging out in the North End of Boston. Would you fancy that?

@Krazee_Eyez_Killa:

@toledostripper: Don't forget"

@Karlifornia: And if I can read lips, he gave off a few motherlovers as well.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: The first .393 uses an ace?

@Jay Cutler's Insulin: Not unless she can successfully annex Puerto Rico.

@AliciaSacramonesBrownie: That's what people have been saying to the Wizards the last 2 years.

As a Hawks fan, will one of the 29 other teams please trade for Josh Smith?!? Will accept a PG who won't get abused on D and/or C who is not a complete stiff. Pay no attention to J-Smoove's outside shooting - he can block shots!

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Aaaaaaaawwww yeah!