Does this make Selena Roberts the Kim Basinger character who shot the Natural on the train?

@Business_Socks: Mick's daughter-in-law had blueberry pancakes this morning. Pretty sure she has a pot belly, too.

I heard Brett Farve has a tattoo on the inside of his lower lip that says "DIP GOES HERE" - actually, it says "EREH SEOG PID" so he could read it in the mirror. What a crafty veteran.

Medford, MA's own Mike Pagliarulo does not know whether to laugh of to smirk.

@JeebusCripesSupercar: To be a little more esoteric, I like my sequels to include "The Quickening", e.g., "Quicksilver 2: The Quickening".

@JimEverettsPhantomSack: Please do a Hawks/Heat highlight, Boomer, so we can hear Zaza "that hippie wreaks of" Pachulia.

Holy crap! Watching the Hawks/Heat game and I swear to Jobu that I saw Whiteboy from "I Love New York" and "I Love Money" VH1 fame. I know he lives in Miami, and I'm sure he's poser enough to be there.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Either a) blooming —> Rose, b) Joakim Noah - no rules, just right, or c) sadness over the retiring of John Madden

@Weed Against Speed: +30 Helens

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Dave Coulier nods in approval, then gets back to his job sharpening skates at the local rink.

Down with ethnic cleansing, up with left tit cleansing!

@Business_Socks: Here's a dollar twenty-five, Donovan, and go fuck yourself.

@Skating Tomato: Or maybe he's referring to people who are fans of Erin Moran - Joanie Cunningham on "Happy Days". How dare you insult the good people of Milwaukee!

@Spearandmagichelmet: Excuse me, Zack.

@bigredgambler: You have our prayers, young Zach Brett Mangini.

It's like the old Bugs Bunny cartoon where he played every position on the baseball diamond, only with slightly less WWII propaganda.

@redsoxchick: Viva El Presidente!

On Friday night, a kid from Hoboken did the same thing to Adam Morrison at the Bobcats-Nets game. The result - a DNP-CD and a single tear.

@Weed Against Speed: The Red Sox? I could have sworn he would have been apartment shopping on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan by now.

Barry Bonds was working the clock for the US/USSR hoops final in Munich.