Get out the Scotch tape, Kige, I think we have new pictures for your paneling.

Meat and three is a meat (like a meat loaf or turkey) with 3 vegetable side dishes. And God bless the South for making mac n' cheese a vegetable.

So the Clippers could be worse?!?

Brandon Walsh had to choose between Andrea Zuckerman and every available girl at West Beverly. Seemed like an easy choice to anyone with a pulse.

Best part of the telecast? John Tesh's "Roundball Rock" being dusted off for the bumper music. I'm picturing him halfway through his third Bloody Mary going, "Cha-ching!", then passing out.

@UkraineNotWeak: I drove up there from ATL last weekend. Got back to even and got the hell out of there. Some of the worst blackjack players you will ever see - standing on 14's vs. a 10, hitting on 14's vs. a 5. It would make Tebucky want to choke a bitch.

Well this is strangest game of Donkey Kong Jr. I've ever seen.

@hector villanueva's posse: Hey! Did you know that "Samardzija" backwards is "Ajizdramas"? And check out the kid in the sombrero!

"Let's talk about Rodimus Prime and how he should be a definite Autobot Hall of Famer"

Chris Berman is getting an intern in Bristol to cue up the tape of him catching passes in an old school tangerine uniform as we speak.

Kicked out the rear window of a squad car? For that kind of flexibility, he must have been wearing jorts. In Ybor City no less.

@Curse_O_Les_Boulez: The Atlanta Spirit Group cannot be bothered as they are busy playing "War" with an Uno deck.

I would have liked the move on the Clippers end a smidge more if they got Zach Randolph instead of Camby, but oh well.

If they're going to put the game in Dallas, they need to spread it around to all the cities listed in James Brown's "Living in America". (Pittsburgh P-A!) Apollo would have wanted it that way.

Fred Mertz approves of the level of Bud's pants.

In Jose's efforts to be the Giants Stadium goalpost, this was only slightly less humiliating than being kicked at by Bjorn Nittmo.

What's worse - do a search on "Terrible Towel" and you come up with Nancy Walker of Bounty commercial and "Rhoda" fame.

@Laser Guided: Funny, reading these columns, I had "Chocolate Rain" going in my head - a lot of words strung together that didn't really make much sense, and I couldn't look away. Plus you knew he couldn't last.

No more cranberry juice for Sabathia?

A-Rod rushes in from third base not to help but to be the interlocking "N" to Damon's "Y".