Well yeah. If his response to a cutting-edge clinical technology is to ask the question, “but will it make my dick bigger?”, that’s a dead giveaway.

I guarantee any man who is this desperate to increase his size has measured it more than once before.

He said his wife notices it when he’s inside of her. I’m sure that she “noticed” how big it was prior to the injection too, so still not enough evidence.

Not even that, it’s “Trust my wife, she thinks it’s bigger”.

I demand better testing in this study, we need to start doing double blind testing on this guys wife to see if she’s a properly calibrated penis testing device before we can rely on her testimony.

Yup. His whole, “ask my wife” thing is bullshit. What’s she gonna say, “my husband is an idiot and jabbed a needle in his dick for no reason”?

If anything it’s going to be thicker, by like a millimeter, what he injected has to go somewhere. Either it’s going to be uniform or he’ll have a pimple penis on his other penis.

I think somehow his wife statement that ‘she know it’s bigger’ is a way to spare him from doing even crazier things.

I actually know of at least 2 guys that are SO vain, that when their wives cheated, the wives told them “Oh Honey, Its because your penis is so big it hurts me, and I just wanted to try one that’s small to see what it felt like”.

Being married to a guy like that, I’m 100% sure she would be too afraid to tell him there’s no difference anyway. Imagine how fragile his ego must be!

Pretty sure he did measure it. But the size is too embarrassing to mention it. Even after the injection. Would you mention you had a 2 inch penis then it grew to 2.25 inch with is therapy? He’s hoping to add 6 inches with this, and I bet he would announce it too if it was that drastic, but gaining a quarter inch from…

I’m calling bullshit. No guy in the world would try something this stupid without having already measured his cock in exacting detail so he could excitedly (and then disappointedly) measure the “after” effects in just as much detail. I mean, c’mon, we’ve all at least taken a ruler down there to check...

Here is a good video that explains the shifter sticks and more of its various quirks and features

Damn, when I was growing up, not folding a towel... every towel... into thirds was a CAPITAL offense. My mom would flip. She’s 80 now and I still hear about it when her cleaning ladies don’t fold the towels in thirds.

I take my work id badge off in the car every day and sling it into the center console somewhere. I think I might actually use this. To be perfectly honest though, I’d probably just use it as a Fruit by the Foot dispenser.

...my wife got rid of all of ours after I kept folding them in half.

Would anyone really take the time to remove individual credit cards, IDs or whathaveyou from their wallet and place them just so in their designated dashboard slot?

We should also standardize the font. You can tell this guy was serious about the DNR because the tattoo was in Copperplate Gothic Bold. If he had it done in Comic Sans, the medical staff never would have even considered the DNR serious.

Obviously such a thing wouldn’t be required, but an option. Comparing this to the holocaust is ridiculous and demeans what those people went through.

Quantity was not the feature that made those tattoos reprehensible. This is a bad take.

This looks close. I’d just go DNR bracelet and order in wallet.