Onion?

Crocs will be back. Maybe they will be retro next time.

That sot of door is common in executive’s offices, for safety reasons.

Or a counter rotating flywheel.

Unless it had two rotors, spinning opposite directions.

Why throw it away, a waste, rather than give it to a science lab?

It’s still sucking air though the cylinder, and blowing it out exhaust, just no fuel.

Uses extra virgin oil, changed by actual virgins.

Give them a non refundable deposit (if permitted by law), they’ll listen.

Best would be a replaceable iPad on the dashboard, so it could be easily/cheaply upgraded when new iPad models are released.

Recommend you wait until they’re not wearing them.

2. Wait

Self-destruct button.

Just flash your high beams to get someone out of the left lane ahead of you. Don’t tailgate. Why can’t people learn that?

Maybe your car is too big.

I only buy the name brand.

That’s deliberate.

I wonder if they vote in NY or Florida?

You raise a good point: why do these card expire? If you put money on a card it should be good forever, not just a to two years.

Why? That just increases the cost and inefficiency for everyone.