Hydrolastic.

The rear suspension on old Minis is pretty bizarre.

But you looked freaking NAILS while waiting. I miss my conquest. Red ‘87

As long as there is a top I am willing to drive this to work daily. It would be the best reply for my hipster coworkers when they ask what I drive. “Oh you have never heard of it”.

Well thanks, you got the image of Colin Chapman’s smiling colon into my head...

That might as well be laserdisc.

Damn, you got me with the second sentence this time.

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

After all, if you can’t say it with a GIF, is it really worth saying at all?

Yes but still refereed to as “speeds” on a bike. You don’t buy your kid a 12 sprocket bike.

Am I the only one here who really likes this? Sure, the 911 GT1 looks better, but good luck getting a hold of one of those.

Also, most people wear the wrong shirt size, which isn't helped by every manufacturer having a different idea of collar gauge, sleeve length, and torso room, so that the same exact size from different stores will fit totally different.

So when is Wreck it Ralph 2?

It is his penultimate night as a waiter at this place.

If the BBC cancels Top Gear, there goes 98% of their audience...

If BBC fires Clarkson, hell will break loose!

Honestly if nothing bad happens, ill be doing this, while not reading other bullshit media sites about this issue:

Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles: take her for a test drive, and you'll agree; Zagrevev emin zlotny dev!

Well in his defense, Turtle Wax is probably pretty effective at repelling turtle head. He will get the hang of it eventually...

"That's a nice car...."