You guys see any Axe body spray on this list? No? Well then, STOP FUCKING BATHING YOURSELF IN IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!

Look at how straight I am.

No. Everyone just needs to be raised better. I've never worked around food, & would refuse to do so. If I had to serve food, expect every dish to be flavored with my asshole. I hate people, & I think they act worse in restaurants, than in other places. I think some people would be jackasses even if they had to do the…

I'm not sure that that would help, but more I work with the general public, the more attractive eugenics becomes.

Cosigned, and I would also add that people should really work customer service in retail as well. The number of people who have proven to me that they have no idea how ALL THEIR GOODS get to them is astounding - they argue with me about prices and store content like I have anything to do with them. I used to work in a…

14 Speed Transmission from the Suzuki RK66 50cc GP racer. The solution for a 100RPM powerband on a bike that maxed out with 18hp at 18,000 RPM.

DID SOMEONE CALL

On a Sunfire? You're a goddamn American hero as far as I'm concerned.

I want to put one of those in my Mini, so badly.

After last night, I'm convinced that whatever the cost is to have Chris Pratt do a Johnny Karate Show permanently, PAY IT NOW

I don't think I've ever had a bigger "OHMYGOD" moment while watching a show than I did when I realized that it was Bill Murray in the casket in the second episode.

i also love how he tries to kick the turf onto his steamer. classic dog move.

And the wheezing, ready to go power steering pump sound all 3800s make.

The Official Car of the 1990s, in The Official Color of the 1990s.

I am thinking about starting a budget ambulance and budget hearse service. OH! and a divorced guy moving service. We show up at 2am when she throws you out of the house and you can carry everything that she let's you keep in the LLV.

The Model S and the upcoming Model X wouldn't fit the bill, however, Tesla could easily add a customized body on top of their skateboard-like platform to make an excellent mail truck.

When you have to hijack someone else's tragedy to serve your agenda, you've failed.

ugh. do not STEP to my angel, Diane Rehm, and her tender voicebox.

The root beer float story reminds me of the woman who flipped out at me when I tried to explain to her that if she wanted a Big Mac, large fries and medium drink that it would be cheaper for me to put it through as a large meal and just give her the medium sized drink. Nope. She would rather I put every item through…