Motorcycle-powered cars are another under-exploited market.

Confirmed: put a GXSR engine in every small car for maximum fun everywhere.

I thought it was in Leshiticus, but I could be mistaken.

The pause at the beginning is known as "Barbarians at the Gate." The pressure has reached an unbearable level. The brief walk after he drops his bag is known as "The Frankenstein." Trying to walk with clenched cheeks. The slight pause when he starts to drop trou is known as "The Mexican Standoff" when the pressure…

aw hell yeah

Signing an email with "best" reminds me of this song.

It will be AWD, because Ford is fucking killing it lately. They cannot drop another trim of this car and not have AWD. I assume it will have a substantially larger sticker than the ST, it has to be justified somehow, 350 ponies and AWD is a great start.

John Cooper: 'Hey, Alec, I think your tiny little city car would make for a fantastic race car—wanna help me develop a performance version?'

So then you think it's acceptable and a positive reflection on them as Christians that they were assholes and left no tip? Really? Craig never said ALL Christians are assholes, just these folks. Climb off your cross.

Darn. Thought this was part of the peg leg that directly connects to the stump.

Would you like some cry's with your wah-burger?

All these "talking to the media is part of the deal, it's why he gets paid" pundits baffle me. As far as I'm concerned his job is playing football, preferably in a visually entertaining fashion. I could not possibly give less of a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut whether or not he talks to the press. I suspect the…

Marshawn Lynch gets paid to play football. The fans of the Seattle Seahawks organization are just fine with him entertaining them on the field.

Don't forget the random ass questions like

I just can't understand the entitlement of some of the sportswriters. No journalist is entitled to answers; they're entitled to ask questions. There's no NFLFOIA.

he should use a dungeons and dragons die after every question to shape his responses...

Im just here so I wont get fined, Boss.

That description of the toll booth killed me.

I feel like that crazy Coffee Latte story needs to be a Hyperbole and a Half blog post, it needs Allie's glorious illustrations to depict that woman's rage.