Would you like some cry's with your wah-burger?

All these "talking to the media is part of the deal, it's why he gets paid" pundits baffle me. As far as I'm concerned his job is playing football, preferably in a visually entertaining fashion. I could not possibly give less of a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut whether or not he talks to the press. I suspect the…

Marshawn Lynch gets paid to play football. The fans of the Seattle Seahawks organization are just fine with him entertaining them on the field.

Don't forget the random ass questions like

I just can't understand the entitlement of some of the sportswriters. No journalist is entitled to answers; they're entitled to ask questions. There's no NFLFOIA.

he should use a dungeons and dragons die after every question to shape his responses...

Im just here so I wont get fined, Boss.

That description of the toll booth killed me.

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

Here's some in-car footage from the same rally. Something bad happens at the end.

I feel like that crazy Coffee Latte story needs to be a Hyperbole and a Half blog post, it needs Allie's glorious illustrations to depict that woman's rage.

You had me at toggle switches.

Mine is so scared that it hides behind the house sometimes.

Provided you didn't spend your life hacking up and down freeways, at any rate.

Mk 1 Mini Cooper

The dark horse...Virgil Exner...

Jalopnik: come for the well-written/fun/interesting/informative articles, leave because 70% of the comments are argumentative/combative and barely 1/2 step above YouTube in the "I'm right, you're wrong, suck my dick" category.

The primary reason for the B5.5 Passat flooding was sunroof drains getting plugged at the nipple in the A-pillar area. Leading to the annual "Fall is here, remember to squeeze your nipples" announcement.

I feel really bad for the 14 year old self-proclaimed ford fanboi (Fordboi) who has Ford@hotmail right now.

We'll do anything just buy one. Buy one for ole Gill!