Which can also be described as: Being an arse, 2014

When the waitress got to the mother/son pairing and asked for a drink order, the child let go of the nipple, squarely said, "Sprite," and promptly reattached himself to the teat for another go."

when my plane broke in Amsterdam and we had to stay an extra night, my deorderant was locked up under the plane. They gave us an over night bag with tooth paste and stuff at the hotel... No deorderant, but just that crappy European body spray. By the time I ended up back In states I was ripe, and still had 2 more…

I call that a "dreamcatcher". As in, "that booger was so far back in my nose, I pulled a dream out with it."

Uh.

you've got to include Guinness on this list. Black and watery. It's actually one of the lighter beers on the market, but the black color tricks people into thinking it's a big beer. If I hear one more person say, "you need a fork to eat Guinness!" I will punch them in the throat.

For the most part, their Lips of Faith series is pretty excellent.

Yuengling totally sucks. I do not understand the attraction.

Why am I just now learning that this is a thing?

Saab 92H, obviously.

This. And if/when you need to move, take your house with you.

This just made me incredibly sad... Fuck everything about this.

God, the Simpsons really did do everything first didn't they?

Also there is no more terrorisim or any murders left.

Talking on their cell phones while towing a MASSIVE boat.

The 5 Series GT represents the worst of BMW trying to create solutions to problems that don't exist. Much uglier than a standard 5 Series and not much added practicality.

9.) Volkswagen New Beetle

Yay, I'm Jewish too, so I can suggest Kike & Ikes.