I can't believe the Previa is losing. Mid engine van! Was it offered with AWD too?

How is the Previa losing?!

How is the mid-engine RWD minivan losing?!?!

I'm slightly disappointed the bikes didn't go over like dominoes.

The best solution is "start building them 10 years ago."

So British Ley Land would just be every sadistic kid's creation in Roller Coaster Tycoon come to life. I'm okay with this.

We're fans of small European cars here at Jalopnik, with the one caveat that we're not big on the Smart Fortwo.

I'd cover the roof of the house in the biggest solar panels I could find, then plant me a 'truck garden' of parts trucks in the lawn. Never ever ever settle or pay fines to the HOA.

One that didn't make the cut: MERGE AT SPEED. The most annoying thing on the highway is the backup caused at every on ramp because someone doesn't know how to get up to 55 mph and merge. They merge below the speed limit and are timid.

+1

If only there had been a Ford Probe Plug-In Hybrid. Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Can we get a collection together to get his wife a book on multitasking?

I tell you what, that's a live action King of the Hill episode right there.

Jan Brewer is like a caricature of a cunty aunt.

Yes- me! Make a poster of me!

If it's more powerful, I don't mind it being smaller.

The car was clearly damaged looking at the rear fenders. My guess is it is a salvage title car the guy got for cheap.

The rear axle is rated at 3500 kales, give or take.

It's like he wanted a tree house, but couldn't make it big enough, so he said "fuck it" and did

We need more comfort lanes.