Cadillac's PR department right now.

I must be the only one on earth that thinks these ads are lame.

Will Ferrell Shot 70 Ads For The Dodge Durango As Ron Burgundy

I think this is smart. Young buyers don't want to deal with the hassle any more than older people do, but they're probably more willing to trust buying a car this way since they already buy everything else with a MacBook Air.

looks like a good place to store ricin

Fuck working for McLaren, BMW, Ford or Subaru.

“Don’t sell me your product, sell me you,” said Seinfeld, 59. “You’re trying to make people like you. You don’t have to sell them your product. You have to make them like you.”

Jalopnik is gonna have to make a Jalopnik roadrage site

If I ever have to use a public facility for that reason, trust me, STARTING shit is never the problem.

The shirt may be Pizza Hut's, but the drunken accosting of random fans in public bathrooms suggests that this guy would be perfect at Papa John's.

Not to brag but that was me at work.

Nothing like a d-bag sales staff to run potential buyers out the door.

Viper - It's a Chrysler product. That's all that needs to be said about that.

The Czech Stop in West, TX has gas right? If not, Woody's Smokehouse in Centerville, TX. It takes forever to drive across Texas so it makes sense for gas stations to have good food when they are the only reason to stop in most towns.

Read the article, parsed its meaning, hesitated scrolling down because I knew that if I saw Sheetz before I saw Rudy's I would literally die inside.

Technically, Rudy's is a gas station with a restaurant, although that's more in theory than practice now. I'd say it's more of a restaurant that sells some gas. Either way, a serviceable brisket.