dual sunroof Previa!

Toyota Previa

Does Goatse guy get to sue, too?

Only if it's a convertible shooting brake with a column shift and AWD.

His parents blatantly stole the idea for his name from George Costanza.

I wish that, just once, I had gotten a chance to play with someone like that while I was in high school. It would have been such an amazing experie [pass hits me in the face]

Czech and mate.

Seriously, this. It drives me nuts. Its ok to look at the accident, thats fine, but keep your cruise control on, either literally or metaphorically. Don't hit your brakes just to slow down and gawk at someone else's misfortune. Its so annoying.

Ugh. Rubbernecking infuriates me like few other things.

As much as my Mini doesn't fall into your guidelines, since it's a 1275cc (and I'll be boring it out to 1380cc in the coming months)...

I was lucky enough to take a ride in a 1963 Mini Cooper 998cc that was a Monte Carlo rally replica with a 7 port head... And I'll just say... Holy sweet bajesus. Holy. Sweet. Ba. …