Okay so Valentine is the new manager of the Sawks I get that...but who is the guy in the picture?

You'd think someone would be more sheepish in their recollection of beheading a goat.

Wow.

"....Maybe they can trade Jayson Werth for him?"

WAR...what is it good for?

"per diem" translates as "What my wife gives me in the morning."

I'm actually far more afraid of Abby Wambach's penis.

College brawl! All swagger no dagger.

Reminds me of someone who sleeps in a coffin and has a fatal allergy to crosses, garlic, and sunlight.

HA!

Jack the Drinker.

Never good to be the butt end of a joke.

Leave it to a Wizard to tally a triple-double and simultaneously make it one of the worst of all time.

I stopped reading after I found out it was a call made in a T-Wolves/Rockets game.

"Dammit, Scott can't do ANYthing right."

"Sure, he's only got one move..."

Even his conviction won't get to the root of this controversy.

In his defense, he's not really tall at 6'10. Plus, he had a super tough Dirk Nowitzki prowling the lane nearby boasting a staggering 0.8 blocks per game and a history of not being a pussy.

That is without a doubt Randy Moss and his bumpkin West Virginia accent.

@Sapphire and Chronic: I would've used the Washington Monument but Haynesworth is currently sitting on it.