If I were Noah I would counter by simply pointing out the Virginia Tech loss.

It’s people like you that warrant the creation of a sarcasm font.

The Raps earned that seed by beating up on NYK, PHI, BOS, and BKN. Two of those teams actively tried to lose games all year!

Public Bar in DC.

This was really funny to me.

"...BRILLIANT."

It's like these people are the descendants of all the criminals, degenerates, and pedophiles of the UK....wait a tick....

I know this isn't a witty contribution to the thread, but that definitely wasn't Kobe saying those words. Doesn't sound like him at all.

4 wives, 6 kids.

HA!

good lord that was awesome

What about a Fascist Pig? Everyone on TV and in movies always calls someone a "Pig" immediately after calling them "Fascist." Historical/political humor possibilities are limitless. Plus pigs are naturally funny animals.

What am I, some mid-level exception? No one is gonna take $750,000 per year for that kind of abuse. Now, if you front load that contract and give me say, $9M in guaranteed salary with a $1M signing bonus, STRAP ME UP.

Gross, man.

(Pours brandy, buttons tweed jacket)

darn you...(shakes fist)

Bozo: Do you have any comments on the bow-tied douchebaggery that runs rampant in DC?

I think you're failing to recognize that this is the first half of the first playoff series. Just wait. There's always a regression to the mean.

In Rose's defense, had he been wearing Lebron's shoe he would've collapsed far earlier in the 4th.

"Uh huh..."