With that $847K we may be able to find a decent placeholder....

That guy from Modern Family is EVERYWHERE now.

I expected more from someone who considered themselves Avant Garde

Calvin would kick the shit out of Charlie Brown.

@Bobby Big Wheel: It's actually incredible how different it is to someone who plays the game regularly. Imagine going from throwing a baseball to throwing a softball. Or using a golf club that's an inch longer/shorter. It's a totally different feel and warming up for an hour before one game won't allow you to get…

Wait, doesn't that title imply that there was something good about women's college basketball in the first place....?

@Malik Sealy Dirt Mattress: Ha. Valedictorian. It even has Dick in the NAME.

(In deciding who to vote for)

@Sapphire and Chronic: I'm literally dying laughing over here.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: You know what's not hard? Brett Favre's penis.

@run_the_road: Sure, "typically." Not in this case. I apologize if you're horribly confused; I'll be more clear next time.

@RMJ=H: Touche. This is probably why I lost mine so, adieu.

@NYSportsJerk: I know I know, it was lame.

@RMJ=H: Now THAT was retarded.

When I was growing up I saw the Duke teams of Redick, Boozer, Battier, etc., and I couldn't get over how they constantly got all the breaks and all the calls from officials. I hated Duke. They were the NCAAB version of Yankees.

Player 1: "My sister's hotter!"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I believe that's short for her friend's name.

This is your brain. This is your head when you don't have a brain.

@skahammer: When you put it that way, I'd ratha see those brawds in tha hats every fackin' time!

@Desi_Relaford: You're missing my point but I understand where you're coming from. I'm not saying Michael Vick is some model citizen and deserves complete exoneration. What he did was rotten to the core. He's a product of one of the worst areas in Virginia and the entire country and that made dogfighting alright in…